[Intro]
[Random voices in background]
[Loudly] DV: OMGWTFBBQ!
Rtm: Is that even a word?
DV: It is now!
[Verse 1]
DV: Oh my God, it's a zebra!
Rtm: OMG OMG OMG what?
DV: Oh my God, it's a Catholic Church!
Rtm: OMG OMG OMG what?
DV: Oh my God, it's a middle-aged housewife!
Rtm: Hey, stop looking at your mother!
DV: Oh, sorry.
[Chorus]
Rtm: There's a plethora of things happening in modern society, which most consumers of mass-produced products are not fully aware of.
[Simultaneously] DV: Oh my God, a duck! Wow! What the [censored]? A Duck! A small used chess set! A package of Kleenex! An Atari! Wow, look at all these things! Jibble me, Elmo!
Rtm: I'm not the voice of reason, I'm the voice of
DV: - The cheesemaker!
Rtm: Looks like there's a random grapefruit...
DV: Oh, take me now!
[Verse 2]
DV: Jesus Saves!
Rtm: The rest of you take 2d6 damage!
DV: Eat me!
[music stops abruptly]
Rtm: Que Pasa, Senor?
DV: Er, sorry...
Rtm: Right, well, next time keep your spoon on.
[music starts again]
DV: I'm walking down the street and I see an -
Rtm: L - M - A - O!
DV: T - H - E - S - P - I - A - N!
Rtm: R - A - T - M - A - N - N!
DV: W - T - F, B - B - Q!
Rtm: Your FACE is a BBQ!
[Chorus]
Verse 3:
DV: I'm going down, to the land of -
Rtm: The Cheesemaker!
DV: I'm looking up, towards the holy light of -
Rtm: The Cheesemaker!
DV: I look at my reflection
Rtm: You're a cheesemaker!
DV: As are you!
Rtm: As is Sakhalin!
Sakhalin: Am not!
DV & Rtm: Yes, and you are too, Seuss!
Seuss: Quiet, or I'll 'operate' on you!
[Chorus]
[Outtro]
[Fade out]
DV: We're all made of doogh...
Rtm: Except me...
DV: No, you as well...
Rtm: Sorry, no...
[music stops abruptly]
DV: Yes, you are!
Rtm: Shut up, dooghy.
DV: This is called getting 'pwned'.
Rtm: Right you are.
DV: Hey, check out this gash I got from an axe-wound!
Rtm: Don't point that at me, Senor!
DV: Meep.
