The Emo Song Testo

Dubbell-Vee: Oh woe! Woe, woe!
RatmanN: What's the problem, senor?
DV: I'm feeling kind of...
black...
Verse 1:
DV: My face is the cheese-meister!
Rtm: Whatever did you do?
DV: At first, I tried to inhale some glue.
I soon gave up, but had an orange hue.
What could I do, I was feeling... blue...
Rtm: You didn't?
DV: Yes!
Chorus:
Rtm & DV: Down the highway,
Not across the street;
DV: There's not much more than that unless you
have a sheet...
Rtm: Not even surgery can reconstruct the fool
Rtm & DV: Who does himself in like a withered tool
Rtm: Not even a spanner... or a lightbulb...
DV: Or an ocelot with seepage problems...
Verse 2:
Rtm: So what happened then?
DV: Well, I looked around;
There was safety foam everywhere!
Rtm: On the ground?
DV: Aye, senor.
Rtm: You're a two-by-four!
I ought to dress you up as a whore!
I'll make you eat some of that doogh...
DV: Not the doogh!
Rtm: Aye, senor.
[Chorus]
Verse 3:
Rtm: I've heard from your mother you've started killing kittens?
DV: Yes it's true, and I like to wear mittens.
Rtm: On the safety foam?
DV: Aye, senor.
Rtm: With a hat?
DV: Aye, senor.
Rtm: Посмотри!
DV: когда ты ночью крепко спишь,
I do this thing I like to call...
[Chorus x 2]
[Fade out]
Rtm: Doogh...
DV: Doogh...
[Loud] Rtm: ZEPPELIN-SPOON-MONKEY-ROBOT! CUBE!
DV: I'm glad we got that out of our systems...