The Holy Taco Testo

General:
When you lie old and infirm,
this is the tale you will recount to your grandchildren:
How you squirmed like worms;
how you sweated and toiled;
how you screamed your adoration and hollered your ecstasy;
how the greatest moment of your life was when you were shat, spat and ejaculated upon
by a band who were far more than a mere band,
because they followed the teachings of a man
who was far more than a mere man.
He was the Taco.
The Holy Taco.
Taco! Taco! Holy Taco!
Taco! Taco! Holy Taco!
Taco! Taco! Holy Taco!
Taco! Taco! Holy Taco!
Mark this vision well
You shall know him by his likeness to a taco shell
Mark this vision well
You shall know him by his likeness to a taco shell
Taco! Taco! Holy Taco!
Taco! Taco! Holy Taco!
Taco! Taco! Holy Taco!
Taco! Taco! Holy Taco!
Spicy may be his filling
Yet his steely gaze is chilling
And the Taco's shell is hard like steel
He'll bend you to his iron will
Taco! Taco! Holy Taco!
Taco! Taco! Holy Taco!
Taco! Taco! Holy Taco!
Taco! Taco! Holy Taco!
It's a disaster
He's stronger, he's faster
You studied for years to be your own master
Your dreams they won't last-a
They'll shatter like plaster
You might as well hang yourself like Jocasta
Heed this confession
It's a history lesson
Not a street session from a man in hessian
JFK was sleek - an amphetamines freak
Got a bullet in his brain when he was at his peak
No tears of shame
for the Bay of Pigs slain
But they're crying in pain
for his shattered brain
Little Bobby K he'd no need for speed
He'd heed McCarthy and Cohen's
every need
Crucify, testify to further your career
The errand boy of the McCarthyist fear
Taco:
Aren't you sick of being like Mother Teresa?
Always on my knees tryin' to please ya'
Yelling give me some vision and give me some hope
And 15 kilos of high-grade dope
Dropped on my doorstep in a botched heist
By bitches working for Heidi Fleiss
Willing to do favours and get back their gear
Going down, gown up, receiving in the rear
So you won't listen to the Taco's call?
Are you unaffected by our great fall?
With equality there are no winners
Just mile after mile of ruddy-faced sinners
Oedipus Rex, well he wasn't no sucker
He gave us the term - Mother Fucker
You hear what I say 'cause I'm not bluffing
In the Taco's eyes you are all nothing
'To arms, to arms!' the fierce Taco cries
As swift as lightning to the battle flies
All sides and parties to begin the attack
Fans clap, silks rustle, tough whalebones crack;
Heroes' shouts confusedly rise,
Bass and treble voices fill the skies.
No common weapons in their hands are found,
Like Gods they fight, the Taco's chant resounds
General:
Against their lies your mind we're inoculating
As we speak you're still meekly cooperating
You bleat and you're weak in your hypocrisy
You're completing the defeat of democracy
It seems to me your liberty is under attack
The best of the West is a hack on crack
Bomb Iraq - on his anti-Arab crusade
Picking up the slack, taking more than Kool-aid...
The courts are just a time stall, you'll hit the wall
Think you're above it all, and stand tall
But you're wrong, you won't last long
You'll get no swan song, you're going to drop
Like...
A...
BOMB
Taco! Taco! Holy Taco!
Taco! Taco! Holy Taco!
Taco! Taco! Holy Taco!
Taco! Taco! Holy Taco!