Failure Testo

GCSEs? You fucked 'emA-Levels? Didn't bother
Driving test? Drunk driver
Eye test? Blind drunk...
You're a failure (x2)
Cycling proficiency? Flat tyre
Spelling test? Dyslexic
Pregnancy test? Up the duff
Blood test? Not human...
You're a failure(x4)
Waste of space(x4)
You're a fucking waste of space