Testo That's My Mom The Graveyard Boulevard
Iâm getting pissed and Iâll try to explain
Hard to believe that it happened this way
One day I was out at the cemetery
And this dumb motherfucker was taking a leak
So I spun him around and prepared to fight
And I knocked his ass down with all of my might
He begged and he cried as he asked my why
I said, âSon, youâre fucking with a family guyâ.
Thatâs my momma youâre pissing on
Iâm keeping it clean, her gravestone
Hey, Hey, no way, youâre getting out alive today
A trip to the crypt and the mausoleum
Iâve gotta stop cause my fist is getting numb
I guess by now, you think that youâve been had
Itâs not over yet, cause here comes dear old dad
He whips out his belt like a man possessed
I can see whatâs coming, itâs a bloody mess
Heâs half way through when he shouts out load
âCome on son, Letâs make your momma proudâ