The Family Pet Testo

I'm alone in this messI'm behaving like an idiot
This may be my last chance
Can you comprehend the consequences
Chorus
I'm not the family pet
I haven't found you yet
You're not the first to know
(Not the first to know)
I'm not the one to follow
I'll conceal my presence
I will write what I witness
I will do your dishes
Only under certain circumstances
Chorus (X2)
I fear addictions are contagious
Don't follow
I need a waitress, want a goddess
Don't follow
I need a suitcase, for an aeroplane
Don't follow
I am suspicious of my stewardess
Don't follow
You're not the first to know
I'm not the one to follow