He's Turned Emo Testo

Now my mate Geoff
I've known him for years
He loves his Madonna and his Britney Spears
Then one day I noticed a change
He went all moody and he didn't look the same
His eyes looked black
I said have you got a shiner?
When I looked closer he were wearing eyeliner
He'd straightened his hair
And combed it over his eyes
And all at once I realised
Oh no!
He's turned Emo
He's dressing like a Goth
and he's let himself go
He used to be listening to Simply Red
Now he's listening to Fall Out Boy instead!
Well he weren't at the Labour Club for our regular line dance
He just stayed at home and listened to My Chemical Romance
I said you're not an Emo let's forget this misdemeanor
Come with me and see Cliff Richard at the MEN Arena
He said
I'm feeling all emotional, I don't know why?
I said
It's those tight trousers that are making you cry
Come and have a pint of mild and you'll feel fine
And listen to Abba not Bullet For My Valentine
Oh no!
He's turned Emo
He's dressing like a Goth
and he's let himself go
He used to be listening to Simply Red
Now he's listening to Fall Out Boy instead!
Well I saw him yesterday when I were walking to the station
I could tell from a distance he were wearing foundation
He's painted his finger nails black, it looks quite poor
Looks like he's caught his fingers in a car door
He were wearing a man-bag that say's Jimmy Eats World
I said they wants to be eating chippy tea
You great big bloomin' girl!
He said
I just want my emotions to be exposed
Oh emotions tha's from Lancashire
Tha's not got none of those
Oh no!
He's turned Emo
He's dressing like a Goth
and he's let himself go
He used to be listening to Simply Red
Now he's listening to Fall Out Boy instead!