Muppet Testo

I'd love to be near you,
For longer than he allows me.
Your boyfriend is such a wanker,
He couldn't appreciate the finer things I'd find in you.

If I could be with you alone,
For one minute I don't suppose?
You'd commit yourself to me,
Confess our love secretly.
I'd still pretend to be stupid,
To have no friends,
To have no dick.
If you could see me once a week,
To spend your time with this loser freak

I'd love to be near you,
For longer than he allows me.
My boyfriend is such a wanker,
He couldn't appreciate the finer things you'd find in me

If I could be with you alone,
For one minute I don't suppose,
I'd commit myself to you.
Confess my love I'd say I do.

I'd still pretend to be his bitch,
To hold his hand he can touch my tits,
If I could see you once a week to spend my time with a gorgeous freak.