I like to party with my peeps,
Cruise and creep,
Playin' three card monty on these crazy streets
Straight hustler
I pull a scam in a minute
So low to the floor, picked a pocket on a midget!
Slick shyster
The Pestmeister
Livin life in Miami's Vice
Ma see, nobody messes with the frog see, where's your messiah now?
Nyah nyah nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah.
Nice lady, I'm hoiting, I'm hoiting, I'm sexy but I'm hoiting!
Alright already!
I'm rediculiculous,
Like a booger I stick to this
Take a whiff of this
I'm stinky dinky, ah ha ha!
Two stinky dinky, ha ha ha!
Voodoo mambo, some chili congo
Old school beat meets the Latin freak and you don't stop!
Voodoo mambo, yeah, chili congo
When the old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't quit and you don't stop!
Mirror mirror on the wall,
Who is the slickest of them all?
It's the schemingest, keenist scam artist
God, it's so hard to be modest!
Jack might be nimble, but I'm a sex symbol
So slick, I stole the wick from his candlestick
I'm in the mood to scam,
Simply because I can
I'm the Latin Houdini!
Disappear in a flash with your cash and I'm back like a genie!
Eh? Eh?? Lucy, I'm home!
Don't do that to me, Lucy!
Freak to the east,
Freak to the west
Freak big bodies and big chests!
Yes, yes, yall
It's like that,
Why certainly, nya, nya nya
Get stupid, get retarded
Cuz Pest'll get the party started!
Which way did he go George?
Which way did he go?
(?)Groovolocious, atrocious
What a maroon, what a maroon
What a freak
What a suckerbutt
I'm the man of a million disguises
I'm as crazy as they make them,
Or shake them,
Or break them,
So scientific,
Hate to be specific!
E=mc2
Do some math! Multiply it, divide it
Slide up inside it
Blend it
Mix it
Damn, I'm terrific!
