Testo Davey's Took The Plunge Toy Dolls
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DAVEYYYYYYYYY Had no choice when the vicar's voice put him on the spot
DAVEYYYYYYYYY Davey's got hitched, Davey's been stitched up, Dave's a clot
Davey's not the Davey that I knew, now
He stays at home with the Mrs, & he never goes out
Davey does what she tells him to do, now
SHE'S A BAG that nags, it's about time he gave her a clout
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Davey's anniversary is due now
His face is as long as the river Nile
Davey will not admit that it's true, now
He's been cheesed off since he walked up the aisle
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