Silly Billy Testo

All the wedding plans have gone down the drain
will Billy ever see Babs again?

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He's a silly Billy,
why can't Billy not see?
that Babs is just a slag she's a dirty bag
she just wants his willy
but poor Billy can't see
that she's a trollop & he's a silly Billy

Babs is back she's got the knack
knows how to wrap him round her finger
her little finger
a kiss and a cuddle now Billy's in a muddle
coz Babs has gone again

Now what's gonna happen to the honeymoon?
Babs has gone & Billy's been a goon.
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