When Gary Married Melanie Testo

A happy ba-che-lor was he,
But he ain't no more gone is Garry
As he ditched, when he got hitched to a witch and a bitch called melanie
Who's that then - Garry
Slouched on the couch with that cow,
There ain't any doubt there's no escape
Now off his head, concerted
Instead he wed, Melanie

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He said, "I only wanted to stay"
But the silly sucker, drained his life away
"I only wanted to be"
and he took no notice of me
and it's all over now -huh- for Garry

The bag nagged/asked to have a kid
The most * that Garry ever did
Stuck in a rut, he knows he's a nut, with a pain in th butt called Melanie

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[Guitar Bit]

Off his head, off his *
Garry was a sucker when he married Melanie

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