Old Godzilla was hopping around,Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade,
and hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who preceded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu,
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal,
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave,
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat,
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
[CHORUS]
This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, Bad guys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see,
and only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny.
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime,
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and tried to get steady,
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind,
and he reached for his gun, which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it, and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault,
while Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air,
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
[CHORUS]
Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus...
Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris...
Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones...
into the crotch... of Indiana Jones...
Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...
as Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne...
But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise...
and he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs.
Then Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie,
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Krik, and Darth Vader,
Lo Pan, Superman, and every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Dock Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast,
and they came and kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw,
with civilians looking on in total awe.
The fight raged on for a century.
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champian stood-- the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
[CHORUS]
(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown!
(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown!
of Ultimate Destiny.
