Just My Size Testo

Don't throw him away
He's just my size
A handy guy can be as good as first prize
So if your feelings for him start to fade
And I'm finished with mine we'll get together and trade
No zipper, he's my favorite fly
No holes, he's a patches kind of guy
Plenty'a pockets to keep my matches dry
So he's starting to bore you and you think that it's through
But what's right for me may not be perfect for you
So if you're finished with him and you don't really care
Hand him over to me and like sisters we'll share
Don't throw him away he's a skin-tight fit
Fill the (?) bathtub and let him sit
No reason I should live without it
He's just my size
I think he's great
Keep him around as a spare date
Blue as the sky he's my kinda man
I'll make him fit if anybody can
No zipper, he's my favorite fly
No holes, he's a patches kind of guy
Plenty'a pockets to keep my matches dry