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He doesn't think that highly of his friends
I've wanted one of those for years
That was until I got it here
On second thought, I don't think I like it
But if it's for sale someone will buy it
I can't think just what I wanted it for
I've already borrowed too much money
I told Michel & she thinks it's funny
I won't have anything but the best
Can I put this down and owe the rest?
I can't think just what I wanted it for
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