Avocado Testo

[parody of "desperado" by the eagles]
Avocado,
What makes you think you❝re so holy?
You❝re gonna be guacamole before too long.
Oh, you❝re a green one,
You know that you❝re out of season.
You❝d better let somebody eat you,
Let somebody eat you.
Ya better let somebody eat you
Before it❝s too late.