Testo Polkamon Weird Al Yankovic
He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss
{Living with a hernia}
All the time, such aggravation
{Living with a hernia}
Gonna be my ruination
{Living with a hernia}
Got to have an operation
Feel so old
Too much bad pain
Good gawd, drives me insane
Can't run, barely crawl
Got a bulge in my intestinal wall
Walk real funny, bless my soul
Can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl
{You can't even do the splits now...Better call it quits now}
I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow
{Living with a hernia}
Hurts me bad in a tender location
{Living with a hernia}
Had enough humiliation
{Living with a hernia}
Got to have an operation
{I live with a hernia}
Can't get up, can't bend over
Now... {I live with a hernia}
Wait a minute...
You may not be familiar with the common types
Of hernias that you could get
So just settle down, let me clue you in
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