If U Can't Dance (Featuring Nicole Scherzinger From Testo

HE PUSSYCAT DOLLS)
Album: LOST AND FOUND (2005)
CHORUS
If you can❝t dance then this is your jam, baby, left to right all night
Slide that❝s all you gotta do❦ You can❝t dance then this is your jam, baby
Left to right all night, slide, that❝s all you gotta do
Now we all know the boy at the club, all liquored up,
Boy with the bub tryin❝ to pick ❝em up, wack dancing,
❝Wooking pa nub❝, shirt too bright, pants too tight
Boy settle down
Now I ain❝t just messing with you
I got better things to do
I❝m trying to help, I got a lesson for you
I know you do the best you could do
Wanna get next to Boo, then the less you do the better
Cause women equate dance with sex
They gon❝ see you & be like, ❝Next❝!
But you gon❝ be like, ❝hold up Ma❝ (❝Next!❝)
But she gon❝ be like, uh huh, (❝Next!❝)
Now looka-here, rule #1, know ya name,
if it ain❝t Usher, Justin or Hammer, then we can touch ya
Rule #2, never do a dance you can❝t do, why stupid,
Cause you can❝t do it
CHORUS
So I❝m up in my spot in Miami the other night, right
& this Dude❝s out on the floor OD-ing, just way ❝over-dancing❝
So his Mommy wanna holla at me
She thought my name was Billy, I told her it was Willie
She said she watch my TV show & I was very silly
Told her I was from Philly she looked at me said, ❝Really?❝
& judging from her t-shirt, I could tell that she was chilly
So I gave her my sweater, she said her name was Etta
She said she come from Cuba and she just had bought a Jetta
She said she was glad I met her, let❝s go somewhere together
She said she❝d ride in my car cause she knew that it was better
The conversation cookin❝, attention getting❝ tookin❝
My Spidey senses tinglin❝, I felt somebody lookin❝
Now who this brotha lookin❝, & now he runnin❝, bookin❝
I❝m mad I❝m like a fisherman, I almost had my hook in
I figured I should get up & quickly clear my head up,
Cause Etta got a man & I❝m feelin❝ kinda set-up
Now Dude was really fed up & yo, he wouldn❝t let up
Homey if I hit you, you might never ever get up
Now he was not a dancer, plus he wasn❝t handsome
Comin❝ like Mel Gibson, like I had his girl for ransom
Yo, Pedro wanna go out side, yo amigo, tranquillo❦ slide
CHORUS
Now rule #3 is easy, please remember that you ain❝t on ❝Beat Street❝
Sweet feet, you ain❝t tryin❝ to win no TV, another dude did a move
No need to out do it
Rule #4, out on the floor, don❝t be doing moves that don❝t nobody do no more
Draw too much attention to be adventurous out on the floor
There❝s a reason that don❝t nobody do ❝em no more, you feel me?
This may be hilarious, but Rule #5 is serious, it❝s a shame that we have
to discuss
That there❝s no lip biting or pelvic thrusts
I mean you think that move will put the sting on her,
you too close, tryin❝ to put a ring on her?
You don❝t know that girl, don❝t cling on her & don❝t put your thing on
her❦cool?!
CHORUS