If-if you are listening to the new Z-Trip album on Hollywood Records, weâre here, weâre being silly, we got Supernatural, Z-Trip, Iâm Murs and I like to have a good time and on Saturday mornings I used to like to get a big, fat bowl of cereal and watch cartoons, motherfucker, and if that-- if you canât relate to this song youâre taking this shit too serious. Itâs hip-hop, man, itâs-itâs fuckinâ fun.
Ooh, I love eatinâ cereal
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
Ooh, I love Fruity Pebbles
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
Ooh, I love Super Sugar Crisp
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
Ooh, I love Count Chocula
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
Letâs go
Pour the milk in the bowl
Make sugars ice cold
Put my hand on the top
So it donât overflow
Forget playing outside
With my friends from school
Itâs Saturday morning, fool!
But you know what ainât cool (what?)
Wakinâ up first
âCause all that be on the tube
Is the Snorks and Smurfs
(?), Strawberry Shortcake, the worst
But cominâ up next
Was my boy, Johnny Quest
Sim Sim Salabim
But Fat Albert was the best
The Brown Hornet Picture Pages
Made me want to write graffiti
I had to do it when
Davey and Goliath couldnât see me
Always tryinâ to do right theyâd be hanginâ out with Dudley
But I watched Wacky Races
Rootinâ for my dog, Muttley.
You know what really bugged me? (What?)
Colbots was whack
Man, they bit the Transformers
And thatâs a well-known fact
But...
After these messages weâll be right back...
Ooh, I love eatinâ cereal
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Frosted Flakes
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Alphabits
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
Ooh, I love King Vitamans
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
I remember Teen Wolf tried to go vegetarian
Told Thundar he was a sick barbarian
For eatinâ Tiger Sharks with his Ninja Turtle soup
Because of that the Herculoids had to kick him out the group
Yo, there used to be drama on the afterschool scene
Tiny Toons started beefinâ with Beverly Hills Team
But the Get Along Gang would come through and make amends
And by the end of the week, they were all Super Friends
But GI Joe would get riled up again
Guns out, lookinâ for weapons of mass destruction
Harassinâ SilverHawks for little or nothing
Of course, the Care Bears wouldnât have the heart to do somethinâ
I called Motron and his Inhumanoids
The Superions wouldnât let the Jols be destroyed
No, even in Cartoons Americana canât be packed
But at least we know now, and know itâs half the battle
Ooh, I love to eat cereal
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Honeycombs
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Cookie Crisp
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Fruit Loops
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
Now, right before we go
I think you got the right to know about Shira
On the low
She was a Thundercat ho
Or a go tryinâ to cover up and say she got a man
But he lied
It was really one of Jemâs Holograms
After that, God knows she went around the back
And found out Josie sellinâ pussy to cats
Charginâ three, two, one for a little contact
Because Hong Kong Phooey had the illest pimp slap
Her sweet Jabber Jaws went to the highest bid
But what made it worse was she incorperated kids
So, Marshall Bravestarr came through with Captain Power
And vowed that She-Force would shut âem down within the hour
Until Chip âN Dale and the Rescue Rangers
Came through to save them hos with a mouse named Danger
To make things stranger
She still gets a ho(?)
Let a ho be a ho
And thatâs one to grow on
Ooh, I love eatinâ cereal
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
Ooh, I love Crushed Berry
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
Ooh, I love Rice Krispies
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Golden Grahams
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Apple Jacks
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Cheerios
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
Ooh, I love to eat Tricks
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
Ooh, I like Capân Crunch
When Iâm watchinâ my cartoons
[laughter]
And you know I canât live without my cereal
[laughter]
And you know I canât live without my cereal